The Family Stone
MW: I want my family to be like that.Me: But don't you already have a gay brother?
MW: Yeah, but he's not deaf!
Dec 14th
“Brandt can’t watch, or he has to pay...
Dec 13th
I’m very happy that I just bought Entre les Murs (The...
Dec 12th
Resolutions
Stef: I'm trying to make it a part of my new 'personal responsibility' thing--you know, the not drinking my face off.Me: Why?
Stef: Yeah, I don't know...
Dec 12th
Watch
Michel Gondry + Daft Punk = The greatest choreographed dance video ever?
(Still makes me smile...
Dec 11th
Mathamagicians (It's Good That I Get...
Prof: So, "hypotenuse"--where are they going to get that language?Melissa: The streets!
David: Well, if you want to know a quicker way to get somewhere, you take the hypotenuse.
Me: Or to avoid a really shady......CORNER!
Melissa: STOP!
Dec 10th
Long-Term English Language Learners
Prof: So it's strange, if you think about it, that testing accommodations can be made for large-print readers but not those with other language-input problems...Melissa: Unless the large print is for long-long-term English Language Learners
Me: [LAUGHING]
Prof: What's so funny?
Me: Nothing...Melissa just made an LTELL joke is all. Like, they're so long-term they lose their vision.
Melissa: ELLderly students.
Me: STOP!
Dec 10th
Should there be a specific FuckyeahSleepingBeauty Tumblr?
...
Dec 9th
“In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk...
Dec 6th
Was a bit surprised to get off the train the other night and...
Dec 5th
Rosebud.
moviesinframes:
Citizen Kane, 1940 (dir. Orson...
Dec 5th
“Those who can’t do, teach; those who...
Dec 4th
They’re going to cut your dick off, Larry.
...
Dec 3rd
Watch
Marry me.
Dec 3rd
Watch
Margaret: “Its cool I’m watching this video on loop right?”
(Yes.)
Dec 2nd